Whenever I go shopping
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via nicotortorella)
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
echat: sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
tetsuroishigaki: tetsuroishigaki: According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
zkac: I always play hard to get and hard to talk to and hard to like
fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
I don’t know why I love listening to this...
In my opinion, Weezer’s best song!
I love Weezer.